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Crossword clues for Comedian's quips. 5 letters

AnswerClue
JAPESComedian's quips.
IHAVEStart of a quip attributed to British comedian Ken Dodd
IREMEMBERWHENStart of a quip by comedian Demetri Martin
IFTHETERRORISTSStart of a quip by comedian David Cross
ASTRAIGHTLINEISComedian's quip, part 1
IWASGOINGTOBUYACOPYStart of a quip by comedian Ronnie Shakes
IHADTHERIGHTTOStart of a quip by comedian Ron White upon being arrested in a bar
MULANEYComedian John who quipped "I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to read Jane Austen, and then I didn't"
WHYDONTTHEYMAKETHEWHOLEPLANEWith 36-Across, quip from a famous comedian
GAGComedian's offering, such as this puzzle's quip